Mell Bell wants to shoot...
and Your Grandma too!
Mell Bell once was on assignment with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, but the pictures were great.
Mell Bell once shot a wedding without
a camera. She just walked around saying Click.... Click... The album won several awards.
Mell Bell can take pictures of moments before they happen. This violates causality and that's the way she likes it.
Mell Bell's camera is worshipped as a fertility goddess in small Nebraskan villiages.
Mell Bell once shot two weddings at the same time. Physicists at MIT speculate that
she was able to manipulate the space
time continuum through sheer force of awesomeness.
Mell Bell is a strong believer in etiquette and always extends her left pinky while shooting.
Babies do not cry for Mell Bell, unless she tells them to.
Mell Bell's photos don't need Photoshop. Photoshop needs Mell Bell.